Austere Eagle Christmas

Austere Eagle ChristmasABOUT THE AUSTERE EAGLE Man, this guy is not messing around. Look at that face! I would trust him with any project. Tiling the bathroom? You can do it Eagle. Setting out a balanced budget? No problemo. Improving public infrastructure by coordinating with three levels of government bureaucracy? Don't make him laugh. The Austere Eagle is handmade of polymer clay with a tightly wrapped tin foil ball for insides. This keeps him nice and light so he's more

If they could grow ears they'd most likely be pierced

Your little Sparkl Axolotl will be about as big as a medium sized egg and will sparkle all day and all night

Your glow in the dark ambulatory mushrooms will be about as big as medium sized eggs and you can allow them to wander freely about your house

Your Land Shark will be shipped to you in a box

Your little Devil Pigs will be about as big as a medium sized egg and will be happy to sneak about your house for as long as you wish to keep him with you

Someone point this poor little beast towards the nearest Ikea

which is great for sneaking around

fall off a shelf

three dice will not be included with your Dude Eating Other Dude order :)

and he has a tightly packed ball of tinfoil for insides

and he's not just a little apprehensive of your combat plans

It keeps them nice and light they're less likely to break if they take a fall while stomping around your house